Title: 2.1.2.3.
Author: finding_jay
Pairing: Mild House/Wilson
Rating: PG
Warnings: Big shiny white teeth ; friends with Dorothy ; Professor’s Rubik’s cube ; cleaners that arrive too early
Summary: It doesn’t matter when it happened, or why it happened, only that it did happen and that’s all that matters.
Disclaimer: I don’t own House.
Notes: This is apparently my first House/Wilson story since June 2006. Just a head’s up.

( He thinks he was twelve. )

Title: Freshmint
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC:17
Warnings: Mint ; desks ; overly-trained oncologists
Summary: Mentos: The Freshmaker
Disclaimer: No own.
Notes: For evila_elf who requested in a fic meme 'H/W - as NC:17 as you can get in 100 words.'

Title: Dance
Pairing: Very vaguely implied House/Wilson
Rating: PG
Warnings: Roof tops ; clouds ; yellow ribbons
Summary: Reflect.
Disclaimer: I don't own House, just a cold.
Notes: No spoilers! Wrote this a few days ago, have been stewing over whether I want to post it or not. So I am.

The air was cooler on the roof.

Title: Ides of March

Pairing: House/Wilson ; strong House/Cuddy friendship ; slight House/Chase friendship

Rating: R

Warnings: Early starts ; Monday-itis ; carrots ; Vicodin shortage ; solitaire ; emphysema ; Julie ; med journals ; realistic dreams ; Chase reading the Bible ; Wilson? ; 12,770 words

Summary: (So… reality was wrong.

Reality is almost always wrong.)

It makes sense because it had to.
Disclaimer: I don’t own House. Song lyrics are © Jewel (Adrian – Pieces of You) and Joseph Arthur (Honey and the Moon – Redemption’s Son)
Notes: This has taken me since February to write, and I probably could have gone on, but it was driving me nuts. So many thanks to  nakeno to listening to me rant,  soralin to putting up with my ‘it’s a surpriiise’ and  twisterzzz for letting me use her prod her with questions. My heart goes out to y’all. I’m sorry if I upset anyone with this… but… that was kinda my intention.


Bang

Title: Decorative Napkins (Oh, Darling)
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: PG:13
Warnings: Parasomnia ; Alvin and the Chipmunks ; nocturnal emissions ; five AM ; unsatisfying sex ; marketing reports ; beautiful eyes that are really dashing ; waltzes ; penile examinations ; gay? ; so not saying that
Summary: Moments in time that mostly refer around a bed but venture outdoors.
Disclaimer: Money can’t buy you love, but it’s all you need, and all you need is an apple a day to keep gay doctors away according to folk legend.
Notes: Most of these started as medication-induced writings that I wake up to. I’ve wanted to expand on them, but can’t, but they all seem to fit together in such a way. I edited a few, fixed a few, and stretched out a few ideas. With love from me to you. 

Title: Surprise!
Pairing: House/Wilson.
Rating: NC:17
Warnings: Snow ; ribbons ; puppy-dog names ; erotic asphyxiation ; cold lube ; Eau de Greg ; PWP
Summary: Third time’s a charm when it comes to Christmas presents.
Disclaimer: HAHAHA, this’d be fun to see played out on House.
Notes: Oh, God, it’s just porn. I’m not going to justify it. But thanks to soralin and twisterzzz for giving me the confidence to post it. 

Title: Hiding
Pairing: Pre-House/Wilson
Rating: PG
Warnings: Innuendo ; darkness ; un-sarcasm ; Big Bad Somethings
Summary: Dark, musty, and childish naiveté is a bad thing.
Disclaimer: I own nothing but my brain. Sometimes.
Notes: This came out more angsty than I would have liked. Ah, well. Very short not-drabble. 

Title: Sun Kissed (or how the Beatles related to Dr. James Wilson)
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: PG:13
Warnings: Summer heat ; diluted Pepsi ; splat! ; chest hair, or lack thereof ; homecoming queens ; affection ; John Lennon ; innuendo
Summary: There are things Greg likes, there are things James loves. Greg likes the pool and James likes being touched.
Disclaimer: If I owned House, it’d have a samurai.
Notes: James owns a pool. Yes, he does. You heard it straight from me. I have a history of losing my shirt. This was written because I can’t write anything involving the notes that I have in books lying around the house. 

Title: Direct Connection
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: PG:13 for text ; NC:17 for picture
Warnings: Bad AOL typing skillz ; limberoni! ; RPS porn (in a sense) ; schoolyard bullying ; exam room 2
Summary: Wilson can’t type, House can, and shares a rather explicit photo.
Disclaimer: I no own House-y, rotten.com or Wilson’s bad typing.
Notes: For animagiblender. Picture is not worksafe. 

VicodinLover59: Hi Jimmy!

Title: Aisle 12 (I don’t like Saturdays)
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: PG:13
Warnings: Cornflakes ; perishables ; rope ; flagellate me, House! ; managers ; spirals and bow ties
Summary: Not-quite-linked scenes for a trip down to the grocery store.
Disclaimer: If my head stopped hurting, I could very well own this.
Notes: Aisle 12 is where they keep condoms at the store I work at. Just thought you should know.